Sasha and Turbidus

When your girlfriend is a demon from one of the nastier layers of Hell, it can be hard to buy gifts for her. Flowers? She's tortured more than her fair share of lusty flower spirits that sent foolish boys off on dangerous quests. Candy? Doesn't taste as good as the thoughts of the wicked, she'll tell you. Stuffed Animals? Stuffing just isn't as much fun to trip apart as entrails.

Turbidus, however, had found a solution: going hunting for newly-dead souls. Sasha was absolutely delighted to have a plaything that a thousand demons before her hadn't already broken, and graveyards are oh so romantic...